So as I’m walking out the door this morning, it’s 8:30 A.M. and my first thought of the day is “Ugh, summer”
It’s 8:30 and I can already feel the dribbles of sweat arriving on my skin, my hair is frizzing and the deodorant I forgot to put on this morning is going to be a bad decision later on in the day.
But that’s summer in New Orleans.
At first, you’re like “Yay! School’s Out!”
Then, you’re like BEACH TIME!!!
And you’re so excited to sleep in again.
Then you start your summer job
Or your “Internship”
Which is an old Latin word for “unpaid slave labor”
But when you do get out of work, it’s like
But during the day, everyone in New Orleans is just like
There is nothing you can do about it. †Some people be all like
But really it’s like
As soon as you step outside, you’re just like
All anyone can ever say is
As soon as you get home, you’re just like
But it’s not all bad. There’s a lot of this
And of course this
Just try to enjoy it. It’ll be this hot til December.
Stay cool my friends!