Your Mardi Gras experience will be unique. The people you see won’t be. Get ready to spot each and every one of these over the next week.
1. The Girl Who Lost All Her Friends.
Seriously? Where are you guys? I don’t know where I am. WHO AM I? COME FIND ME!!
2.The Cops that Don’t Give a Shit
Don’t touch that horse either.
3.The Overworked Server
Oh, you want to see my manager? Yeah, me too. Kill yourself.
And all the local girls be like
5. The Sorority Girls
What they think they look like
What they really look like
“Like, can we all fit in the port-a-potty?”
6. The Frat Bros
What they see
What’s really happening
Let’s get some brewskis for my broskis, ja feel?
7. The High Schoolers
And you’re just like
Who let you in here? YOU HAVE BRACES FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!
8. The Drunk Moms
And their kids:
9. The Angry Elderly
I caught that doubloon, honey. Don’t think I won’t hit an old lady in public.
10. The Overly Competitive Child
That’s when you hit em with this
11. The Mardi-Gras Break-Up Couple
Sober, walking to the parade:
One gallon of 190 Octane later:
12. The Dead-Drunk Guy
Yes, you are allowed to take their beads.
13. The Bathroom Hunter
Cut the line and get cut.
14. The Body Painter Who Shouldn’t Have
At least paint on some abs next time!
15. The Big Chief
His tribe. His rules.
Good Luck and Godspeed to Us All…
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