On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a muffuletta from Central Grocery.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two voodoo dolls and a muffuletta from Central Grocery.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three bloody Mary’s, two voodoo dolls and a muffuletta from Central Grocery.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me four cheering Saints fans, three bloody Mary’s, two voodoo dolls and a muffuletta from Central Grocery.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me five cakes of the king, four cheering Saints fans, three bloody Mary’s, two voodoo dolls, and a muffuletta from Central Grocery.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 610 Stompers, five cakes of the king, four cheering Saints fans, three bloody Mary’s, two voodoo dolls, and a muffuletta from Central Grocery.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me seven coons a stealing, 610 Stompers, five cakes of the king, four cheering Saints fans, three bloody Mary’s, two voodoo dolls, and a muffuletta from Central Grocery.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eight Where Y’ats, seven coons a stealing, 610 Stompers, five cakes of the king, four cheering Saints fans, three bloody Mary’s, two voodoo dolls, and a muffuletta from Central Grocery.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me nine District donuts, eight Where Y’ats, seven coons a stealing, 610 Stompers, five cakes of the king, four cheering Saints fans, three bloody Mary’s, two voodoo dolls, and a muffuletta from Central Grocery.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ten pounds of red beans, nine District donuts, eight Where Y’ats, seven coons a stealing, 610 Stompers, five cakes of the king, four cheering Saints fans, three bloody Mary’s, two voodoo dolls, and a muffuletta from Central Grocery.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eleven parking tickets, ten pounds of red beans, nine District donuts, eight Where Y’ats, seven coons a stealing, 610 Stompers, fives cakes of the king, four cheering Saints fans, three bloody Mary’s, two voodoo dolls, and muffuletta from Central Grocery.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve Jazzy Passes, eleven parking tickets, ten pounds of red beans, nine District donuts, eight Where Y’ats, seven coons a stealing, 610 Stompers, five cakes of the king, four cheering Saints fans, three bloody Mary’s, two voodoo dolls, and a muffuletta from Central Grocery.
Now someone give me a damn record deal.